30.6.09

There are a few things I dont like. 1 of them is being honked at while driving. Especially when I am doing no wrong. This morning, while driving to work, singing lalalala, a car honked me. Why? My boot wasn't open, I wasn't turning into other people's lane, I was on the outermost lane already and the road was straight. No turnings anywhere. Traffic was moving. It wasn't jammed although there were lots of cars, you know... the normal working day morning traffic. then i realised this car which was behind me, was poking me. And he honked again.

Apakah? Just because i wasn't poking the guy infront of me, doesn't mean you can honk me multiple times. When I was taking my drivers license many, many, many [I suddenly feel ancient] years ago, I remembered my instructor always reminded me to make sure that 3 cars can fit between me and the car in front. I was not going to move to the left lane, since i was still overtaking other cars, and I was already driving at the maximum allowed speed on that road. So Mr Unpatient went onto the left lane and tried to overtake me there.

Me being me, who cannot lose, turned on my 'samseng jalanan' mode, pressed down my right foot even more, and accelerated. I wasn't gonna let him cut me. There were more slower cars on the left lane, so he went back to the right lane behind me. And honked again. What the!!! I slowed down to the 70km/h [this was the max].

Mr Unpatient went back to the left lane and tried to cut me... I accelerated. He came back to the right lane. This continued a few more times. I was so engrossed in getting on this guys nerves, I missed the junction to get on to the short cut road to work which i always take. I wasnt sure where this guy was headed, but he was looking really red in the face. I took that as being angry, so I 'susur'ed keluar at the next exit, and went the long way to work.

I know I was being childish and samsengy, maybe he was late for a meeting, or his wife was in labour. But please, dont honk me even if you are Malaysian!

7 comments:

schmintan said...

he might have ter-durchfall, and need to change his pants before going to his very important meeting..and maybe he's honking you to say i love you...


but oh well..u missed it..hahahahha

Anonymous said...

nenaaaaaaaaaaaaa...3 kete can fit between ur car and the car in front???? jauh tu......

neyn said...

hahaha... itu teori. practical nya... sebiji pon tak muat. but ample room for me to break if the car in front were to break suddenly.

@Schmintang: eee... kalau camtuh lah nak declare love, by honking... ehem... kalau die marah tak tahulah cemana.. haha

Auni said...

haha nena, aku pun terpikir perkara yg sama ngan schmintan bab i love u tu! hahahaha..tapi padan muka kan.sape suruh honk tak pasal2.kan dah main kejar2 tgh2 pagi nak gi keje

azura.naem said...

nen..ko tak takut ke?..
kalau aku agak takut jugak..tiba2 road bully ke..keluar parang ke..hee..dun do it again! lantak la dia nak hon..buat dono jer..

neynarre said...

Ho, aah ek? road bully biasa bawak parang... which makes me think of someone i know who had a parang in his car. Is he a road bully?

ok, good point. dont hiraukan hon.

imsukis said...

ke ko miss dia punya sticker 'honk if you're horny' ;)